No Big Game haiku?
Terrible season quashes
creativity.
--Cynthia Gentry
The Big Game Haiku
traditionally happy
Weenies suck less now.
--Zach Nelson
29-point spread
Per quarter, or for the game?
At least there's no rain.
--Gary Tyrrell
Does Ted Leland
dream of electric Buddies?
Tainted legacy.
--Jeff Suto
Going to the game?
Faculty Glade rendezvous
11 o'clock.
--Gary Tyrrell
Covering the spread
10 minutes to go in 4th
Moral victory?
--Jeff Suto
Game live in Philly
Was that a touchdown we scored?
Historic event.
Made son Ben watch game
This is where you'll go to school
Hey, Dad: One more beer?
--Richey Neuman
Cardinal sucked not
Weenies lose their Rose Bowl berth
All right now on Earth.
--Elizabeth Newell
Can we finally
field a decent team in my
lifetime? Maybe not.
Alas, off to work
KC winter sucks less with
Hopes of Stanford win.
--Nima Badiey
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