October 26: Stanford 15, Oregon State 14

"Keller Chryst threw a 3-yard touchdown pass to JJ Arcega-Whiteside with 20 seconds left and No. 20 Stanford survived Bryce Love's absence for a 15-14 come-from-behind victory over Oregon State on Thursday night." Stanford Athletics recap

Those angry Beavers
Outplayed, outcoached, Cardinal
Why no Costello?

Nuhn-nuhn-nuhn-nuhn-nuhn
That's the sound of a QB's
Eyes locked on target.
—Jeff Suto

Stanford 38, Oregon State 0

4 in BCS
Never thought I'd see the day
Can you say "road trip"?!?

Harbaugh stock is high
Big offers likely coming
Bye, Singletary?
--Richey

Visit Bowl Central for a recap of the Stanford-Oregon State blowout--I mean "game."

Stanford 68, Wake Forest 24

September Nineteenth
It's Talk Like a Pirate Day
Hail to Coach Harrrrrrrrrbaugh

"Is that us?" I asked
Regarding black-clad Stanford.
I meant "Is that we?"

What Steely Dan meant:
Call Stanford the Mighty Red
Call them Deacon blue.
--Gary Tyrrell

Stanford 28, Cal 34.

I've got the blues bad
Please, dear God, not El Paso
Next week, go U-Dub!
--We Bow to No Man

The night before.

My mom's Facebook comment:
"You know Cal is going to win."
I will disown her.
--Cynthia Gentry

Bloom is off Tedford
Roses die in November
Withered, like Cal D.

If Wildcats beat Ducks,
And Ducks beat Naughty Beavers,
Pray AZ loses
--We Bow to No Man

Gary visiting
Old Bears taking their money
No doubt he got in.
--Fake Bill Walsh

Half a century
Since their most recent Rose Bowl
Cal 59ers

32 percent
Quite a tuition increase
Strike Bonfire Rally?
--Gary Tyrrell

Nooooooo: Ex-Stanford coach Montgomery headed to rival Cal.

What was the name that
Kal fans once called him? Oh yeah,
"Mike Mont-thuggery."

Monty goes to Kal.
I know how James Carville would
address him: Judas!

Like Ken Margerum
under Holmoe: dismantle
the bears from within?
--Gary

Monty at Berkeley
Lower GPA, you say?
Goin' to the Dance!

Benedict Arnold.
Tokyo Rose. Rosenbergs.
Welcome to the list.
--Richey

November 29, 2004: Coach Teevens Fired

Buddy Teevens axed
Ten and twenty-three record
Three Big Games too late.
--Gary Tyrrell

Was Buddy Teevens
Paul Wiggins for the new age?
Certain are you, yes.
--Jeff Suto

Knute Ara Lou Devine
Tyrone got axed bled green not
Get it back perhaps.
--Zach Nelson

Buddy's salary
Was four hundred-fifty K
Too low for Tyrone.
--Jeff Suto

For four-fifty K
Tom Ridge is available
Scary uni-brow.
--Gary Tyrrell

For four-fifty K
Suto is available
Will save Leland's job.
--Jeff Suto