September 30, 2023: Stanford 6, Oregon 42

Are Ducks all quacked out?

A big whupdown on Coach Prime

Sated Mighty Ducks?

We're not about the wins

We're about academics

Fail-safe provision.

No more miracles

'Til we go to NIL

Else, join Ivy League.

—Jeff

Joshua Karty scored

Twice. And that was it for us.

Ducks not sated, Jeff.

In Houston, I watched

Rice beat East Carolina.

I'm an Owls fan now.

—Cynthia

October 14, 2017: Stanford 49, Oregon 7

"Perhaps the only thing tougher to contain than Love was a rabbit that got loose on the field in the first quarter, leading to a brief delay. The rabbit ran through the end zone before finally being caught on the Oregon sideline." Stanford Athletics game recap

1st quarter delay
Duck season, rabbit season
Wascally wabbit.
—Jeff Suto

Follow the Stanford Rabbit on Twitter at @stanford_rabbit.

Stanford vs. Oregon, 31-52

Grew up in Eugene
Ducks sucked when I was a youth
Welcome to my world.
--Richey

Quack quack quack quack quack
can't believe we fucking lost
quack quack quack quack quack.
--Nima

Quack attack. We're stunned.
Too stunned to create haiku.
Et tu, Gary T?
--Cynthia Gentry