September 30, 2023: Stanford 6, Oregon 42

Are Ducks all quacked out?

A big whupdown on Coach Prime

Sated Mighty Ducks?

We're not about the wins

We're about academics

Fail-safe provision.

No more miracles

'Til we go to NIL

Else, join Ivy League.

—Jeff

Joshua Karty scored

Twice. And that was it for us.

Ducks not sated, Jeff.

In Houston, I watched

Rice beat East Carolina.

I'm an Owls fan now.

—Cynthia

Stanford vs. Oregon, 31-52

Grew up in Eugene
Ducks sucked when I was a youth
Welcome to my world.
--Richey

Quack quack quack quack quack
can't believe we fucking lost
quack quack quack quack quack.
--Nima

Quack attack. We're stunned.
Too stunned to create haiku.
Et tu, Gary T?
--Cynthia Gentry