September 30, 2023: Stanford 6, Oregon 42

Are Ducks all quacked out?

A big whupdown on Coach Prime

Sated Mighty Ducks?

We're not about the wins

We're about academics

Fail-safe provision.

No more miracles

'Til we go to NIL

Else, join Ivy League.

—Jeff

Joshua Karty scored

Twice. And that was it for us.

Ducks not sated, Jeff.

In Houston, I watched

Rice beat East Carolina.

I'm an Owls fan now.

—Cynthia

August 26, 2017: Stanford 62, Rice 7

McLovin was split up
Just like Solomon's baby
Shaw still bland as rice.
—Jeff

Why a game in Oz?
Koalas and kangaroos
TV revenue.
—Richey