On the eve of the Stanford-UCLA game

Reunion weekend

Can Stanford keep momentum?

Need those donations.

—Jeff

September 23, 2017: Stanford 58, UCLA 34

KJ Costello
Will be starting quarterback
For ASU game.
—Jeff
[Editor's note: This haiku was submitted on September 18. Is Jeff psychic? Possibly.]

Stanford tradition
Love now the front runner for
Heisman runner-up.
—Jeff

Stanford-UCLA Game to Kick Off at 7:30 PM on September 23

No. 19 [sic] Stanford will face No. 25 UCLA on Saturday, Sept. 23, at 7:30 PM on ESPN. Stanford has defeated UCLA nine consecutive times, and seeks its 10th-straight victory over the Bruins in the 2017 home opener.

UCLA Bruins
Great time for home opener
Bring your own flashlight.
—Richey

Thoughts on the upcoming Stanford vs. UCLA game.

Jim Mora Junior
Bringing UCLA back
Wants playoffs like Dad.
—We Bow to No Man

"UCLA." A
Lot of letters for a school.
Waste of haiku space.

We need to beat them:
UCLA. See? Whole line.
Again: Need to win.
—Richey