Would it be mean to write a haiku about Josh Shaw?

"USC cornerback Josh Shaw admitted to school officials that he had fabricated a story about rescuing a nephew from drowning and lied about how he suffered ankle injuries, the school announced Wednesday." —Los Angeles Times

Yes, it is mean, but
What would Manti Te'o do?
College kids f up.
—Gary Tyrrell

Ordinarily
Running backs, not cornerbacks
Are ankle breakers.
—Jeff Suto

October 5, 2013: Stanford 31, Washington 28

Stanford coach on fire
Husky games now death matches
Coach Snark true Trojan.
--We Bow to No Man

False accusation
From Husky Sarkisian
Much more "waahh" than "woof."
--Gary T.