September 23, 2023: Stanford 20, Arizona 21

Fourth-quarter field goal

With three minutes left to play.

Leaves us one point shy.

Joshua Karty

Sedrick Irvin, Bryce Farrell

Can't do it all on their own.

—Cynthia

September 23, 2017: Stanford 58, UCLA 34

KJ Costello
Will be starting quarterback
For ASU game.
—Jeff
[Editor's note: This haiku was submitted on September 18. Is Jeff psychic? Possibly.]

Stanford tradition
Love now the front runner for
Heisman runner-up.
—Jeff

The night before.

My mom's Facebook comment:
"You know Cal is going to win."
I will disown her.
--Cynthia Gentry

Bloom is off Tedford
Roses die in November
Withered, like Cal D.

If Wildcats beat Ducks,
And Ducks beat Naughty Beavers,
Pray AZ loses
--We Bow to No Man

Gary visiting
Old Bears taking their money
No doubt he got in.
--Fake Bill Walsh

Half a century
Since their most recent Rose Bowl
Cal 59ers

32 percent
Quite a tuition increase
Strike Bonfire Rally?
--Gary Tyrrell

October 11, 2008: Stanford: 24, Arizona: 23

A Homecoming win
They called it "improbable"
We call it Loukas.

Our third-string winner
Can beat your first-string loser.
Cardinal glory.
--Nima

Homecoming weekend
A last-minute victory
Good for Stanford Fund.

It's mid-October
Three-and-one: Stanford controls
R*se Bowl destiny.
--Gary