Stanford's Trent Johnson moves to LSU.

Trent to LSU
after Monty, Tennessee
Next up--Marquess quits.
--Jeff

Stanford women lose 64-48 to Tennesse in NCAA Final.

Grieving Stanford's loss.
No, didn't watch game.
Son: "Teletubbies!"
--Cynthia

Future of players:
Tennessee - WNBA
Stanford - Med/Law School.
--Richey

Nooooooo: Ex-Stanford coach Montgomery headed to rival Cal.

What was the name that
Kal fans once called him? Oh yeah,
"Mike Mont-thuggery."

Monty goes to Kal.
I know how James Carville would
address him: Judas!

Like Ken Margerum
under Holmoe: dismantle
the bears from within?
--Gary

Monty at Berkeley
Lower GPA, you say?
Goin' to the Dance!

Benedict Arnold.
Tokyo Rose. Rosenbergs.
Welcome to the list.
--Richey

Stanford Women's Basketball Team in the Final Four.

Gino Auriemma
"Dope," "smart-ass" the polite names
Summit calls him.

Women's Final Four
Long time since ninety-seven
Beat UConn like drum.
--Jeff Suto

April 19, 2005: Stanford in the NCAA Tournament

(And now for a brief break for Stanford Basketball, which in March 2005 earned its 11th straight trip to the NCAA Tournament, only to fall in the first round.)

Choose Cal or Stanford?
No allegiances remain
Done both now finished.
--Nima Badiey

Slit your wrist, Nima.
What color are you bleeding?
(Just a metaphor.)
--Gary Tyrrell

All this Weenie talk
Making Cindi so cranky
Pregnancy hormones.
--Cynthia Gentry

NCAA Champs
Where is Stanford where is Cal?
Wooden's legacy.
--Nima Badiey

Thank you for asking.
Stanford has one 89.
Cal's got 23.
--Gary Tyrrell