To tide you over until August.

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.
--@brianshaler, via Twitter

Stanford's Trent Johnson moves to LSU.

Trent to LSU
after Monty, Tennessee
Next up--Marquess quits.
--Jeff

Stanford women lose 64-48 to Tennesse in NCAA Final.

Grieving Stanford's loss.
No, didn't watch game.
Son: "Teletubbies!"
--Cynthia

Future of players:
Tennessee - WNBA
Stanford - Med/Law School.
--Richey

Nooooooo: Ex-Stanford coach Montgomery headed to rival Cal.

What was the name that
Kal fans once called him? Oh yeah,
"Mike Mont-thuggery."

Monty goes to Kal.
I know how James Carville would
address him: Judas!

Like Ken Margerum
under Holmoe: dismantle
the bears from within?
--Gary

Monty at Berkeley
Lower GPA, you say?
Goin' to the Dance!

Benedict Arnold.
Tokyo Rose. Rosenbergs.
Welcome to the list.
--Richey

Stanford Women's Basketball Team in the Final Four.

Gino Auriemma
"Dope," "smart-ass" the polite names
Summit calls him.

Women's Final Four
Long time since ninety-seven
Beat UConn like drum.
--Jeff Suto

Live or TV?

Watch game on tv

Or brave the Grove with Gary?

Decision postponed.
--Cami

Prepping for the 2008 season.

Stanford today announced the launch of 2008 Football season ticket renewals.

We face decision:
Stay and boil? Move to shade means
Red polyester.
--Cynthia Gentry

Football tix -- online
renewal application
by 3/12: fee waived.
--Gary Tyrrell

Online renewal
somehow saves environment.
Explain that to me?
--Cynthia Gentry