September 16, 2023: Stanford 23, Sacramento State 30

 

Emotional trap? 

No mercy to former team 

We can't lose to them.

—Jeff

Coach Taylor, you turned

Your former team right around.

Please do that with us.

Sacto State touchdown

Beat us at one-thirty-two.

Spoiled your home debut.

—Cynthia

September 9, 2023: USC 56, Stanford 10

 Sixteen years ago

The Biggest Upset Ever

History repeats?

—Jeff

Jeff: Sorry, but no. 

The opposite of upset.

But no big surprise.

Predicted to go 

12 and 0. 'SC has best team

NIL can buy.

—Cynthia

No repeats, no rhyme

There's a Santayana quote

That doesn't apply.

—Jeff

September 1, 2023: Stanford 37, Hawai'i 24

Coach Taylor's debut:

Daniels, Yurosek, Bailey

Shine bright in win.

LB David Bailey:

Pac-12 Player of the Week

Three sacks? No problem.

—Cynthia

A new era for Stanford Football Haiku.

Pac-12, 10, 6, 4

Travelling to Hawai'i

Preps for East Coast trips. 

—Jeff Suto

Friday Night Lights with

Coach Taylor. As they say: Clear

Eyes; Full Hearts; Can't Lose.

—Gary Tyrrell

Breaking news: Stanford

Joins the ACC. Three words:

Frequent flier miles.

—Cynthia Badiey

I guess I am now

An Orange Bowl Believer

Bill the Cat says, "Ack!"

—Gary Tyrrell

Stanford Football vs. San Diego State University: Pre-Game Thoughts

Backup power? Check
Rashaad Penny with Seahawks?
We go one and oh.

Heisman campaign starts
Toby, Andrew, Christian, Bryce
What the frack, East Coast?
--Jeff

October 26: Stanford 15, Oregon State 14

"Keller Chryst threw a 3-yard touchdown pass to JJ Arcega-Whiteside with 20 seconds left and No. 20 Stanford survived Bryce Love's absence for a 15-14 come-from-behind victory over Oregon State on Thursday night." Stanford Athletics recap

Those angry Beavers
Outplayed, outcoached, Cardinal
Why no Costello?

Nuhn-nuhn-nuhn-nuhn-nuhn
That's the sound of a QB's
Eyes locked on target.
—Jeff Suto

October 14, 2017: Stanford 49, Oregon 7

"Perhaps the only thing tougher to contain than Love was a rabbit that got loose on the field in the first quarter, leading to a brief delay. The rabbit ran through the end zone before finally being caught on the Oregon sideline." Stanford Athletics game recap

1st quarter delay
Duck season, rabbit season
Wascally wabbit.
—Jeff Suto

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