October 5, 2013: Stanford 31, Washington 28

Stanford coach on fire
Husky games now death matches
Coach Snark true Trojan.
--We Bow to No Man

False accusation
From Husky Sarkisian
Much more "waahh" than "woof."
--Gary T.

Stanford 34, San Jose State, 13

No scare like last year

No more playing Spartan games?

Sammy wants more dough.
--We Bow to No Man

Great expectations
It could be the best of times
Did Dickens play ball?
--We Bow to No Man

BCS-bound Cardinal (just in case it's the Fiesta Bowl)

Oh, come on; I had
to say it: Boom'er Sooner?
I hardly know 'er.
--Gary Tyrrell

Sins of the father
Somehow avoid son
Newton's law of privity.

Primogeniture
Reggie Bush to press:
If I didn't ask, do I get?

Cam Newton as John Banner
Take my dad to the cooler
I know nuthink, Herr Colonel!
--We Bow to No Man

Upon hearing that
Stanford would not get Rose Bowl
Small football fan wept.
--Cynthia Gentry

BCS-Bound Cardinal

Orange Bowl haikus
Easier than limericks
Harder to rhyme "orange."

ACC's Hokies
Versus the Fighting Harbaughs:
Stanford will smoke 'em.

Andrew Luck's swan song?
Please please please please please please, no.
Get your degree first.

NFL lock-out.
Stay in school, Jim and Andrew.
Twenty-twelve Rose Bowl
--Gary Tyrrell

Stanford 38, Oregon State 0

4 in BCS
Never thought I'd see the day
Can you say "road trip"?!?

Harbaugh stock is high
Big offers likely coming
Bye, Singletary?
--Richey

Visit Bowl Central for a recap of the Stanford-Oregon State blowout--I mean "game."

A stadium half full or half empty?

An article in today's San Jose Mercury News described Stanford's trouble in filling its stadium despite a record football season. Our very own Gary Tyrrell is quoted.

Empty stadium
Guilt over not attending
Word, Gary Tyrrell
--We Bow to No Man