Stanford Continuing Studies

The cognoscenti
have discovered the virtues
of five syllables.
--We Bow to No Man

Stanford 37, USC 31

Traveler VII
Ready for glue factor
Kiffin as knacker.
--We Bow to No Man

Post-season sanctions
may become irrelevant
for SoCal cheaters.
--We Bow to No Man

"Watched" game on iPhone
Text trash from sis in L.A.
Silenced at 0:00.
--Richey

Stanford vs. Oregon, 31-52

Grew up in Eugene
Ducks sucked when I was a youth
Welcome to my world.
--Richey

Quack quack quack quack quack
can't believe we fucking lost
quack quack quack quack quack.
--Nima

Quack attack. We're stunned.
Too stunned to create haiku.
Et tu, Gary T?
--Cynthia Gentry

Stanford 68, Wake Forest 24

September Nineteenth
It's Talk Like a Pirate Day
Hail to Coach Harrrrrrrrrbaugh

"Is that us?" I asked
Regarding black-clad Stanford.
I meant "Is that we?"

What Steely Dan meant:
Call Stanford the Mighty Red
Call them Deacon blue.
--Gary Tyrrell

Stanford 52, Sacramento State 17

The Stanford Band owes
Us a royalty today
Haiku halftime show.
--Fake Bill Walsh

Cynthia asks: Where is the Stanford Snuggie?

Get close to your team!
Famous intimacy sage
Plugs logo'ed Snuggies
--We Bow to No Man

And the Heisman goes to...not Toby.

Regional bias
What were voters thinking?
Neil Young was right.
--We Bow to No Man

How does a senior
Lose Heisman to a soph'more
Blame AD not press.
--Fake Bill Walsh