October 11, 2008: Stanford: 24, Arizona: 23

A Homecoming win
They called it "improbable"
We call it Loukas.

Our third-string winner
Can beat your first-string loser.
Cardinal glory.
--Nima

Homecoming weekend
A last-minute victory
Good for Stanford Fund.

It's mid-October
Three-and-one: Stanford controls
R*se Bowl destiny.
--Gary

August 28, 2008: Stanford 36, Oregon State 28

Bring back the haiku
It is football season now
Where is Gary T.?
--Cliff Speed

Defeat of Beavers
Plus transitive property:
Better than 'SC.
--Gary Tyrrell

To tide you over until August.

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.
--@brianshaler, via Twitter

Stanford's Trent Johnson moves to LSU.

Trent to LSU
after Monty, Tennessee
Next up--Marquess quits.
--Jeff

Stanford women lose 64-48 to Tennesse in NCAA Final.

Grieving Stanford's loss.
No, didn't watch game.
Son: "Teletubbies!"
--Cynthia

Future of players:
Tennessee - WNBA
Stanford - Med/Law School.
--Richey

Nooooooo: Ex-Stanford coach Montgomery headed to rival Cal.

What was the name that
Kal fans once called him? Oh yeah,
"Mike Mont-thuggery."

Monty goes to Kal.
I know how James Carville would
address him: Judas!

Like Ken Margerum
under Holmoe: dismantle
the bears from within?
--Gary

Monty at Berkeley
Lower GPA, you say?
Goin' to the Dance!

Benedict Arnold.
Tokyo Rose. Rosenbergs.
Welcome to the list.
--Richey

Stanford Women's Basketball Team in the Final Four.

Gino Auriemma
"Dope," "smart-ass" the polite names
Summit calls him.

Women's Final Four
Long time since ninety-seven
Beat UConn like drum.
--Jeff Suto