October 26: Stanford 15, Oregon State 14

"Keller Chryst threw a 3-yard touchdown pass to JJ Arcega-Whiteside with 20 seconds left and No. 20 Stanford survived Bryce Love's absence for a 15-14 come-from-behind victory over Oregon State on Thursday night." Stanford Athletics recap

Those angry Beavers
Outplayed, outcoached, Cardinal
Why no Costello?

Nuhn-nuhn-nuhn-nuhn-nuhn
That's the sound of a QB's
Eyes locked on target.
—Jeff Suto

October 14, 2017: Stanford 49, Oregon 7

"Perhaps the only thing tougher to contain than Love was a rabbit that got loose on the field in the first quarter, leading to a brief delay. The rabbit ran through the end zone before finally being caught on the Oregon sideline." Stanford Athletics game recap

1st quarter delay
Duck season, rabbit season
Wascally wabbit.
—Jeff Suto

Follow the Stanford Rabbit on Twitter at @stanford_rabbit.

On the eve of Stanford vs. Utah

Old school David Shaw
No job loss for injury
Chryst is arisen.
—Jeff

September 23, 2017: Stanford 58, UCLA 34

KJ Costello
Will be starting quarterback
For ASU game.
—Jeff
[Editor's note: This haiku was submitted on September 18. Is Jeff psychic? Possibly.]

Stanford tradition
Love now the front runner for
Heisman runner-up.
—Jeff

Stanford-UCLA Game to Kick Off at 7:30 PM on September 23

No. 19 [sic] Stanford will face No. 25 UCLA on Saturday, Sept. 23, at 7:30 PM on ESPN. Stanford has defeated UCLA nine consecutive times, and seeks its 10th-straight victory over the Bruins in the 2017 home opener.

UCLA Bruins
Great time for home opener
Bring your own flashlight.
—Richey

September 16, 2017: Stanford 17, San Diego State 20

"After a 15-minute delay caused by a bank of lights going out, Stanford gives up a late TD in a 20-17 loss."

Lose to the Aztecs?
YES! Revenge must be so sweet
To Montezuma.
—Richey

Stanford vs. San Diego State: September 16, 2017

Watch out for trap game
Aztecs can cut your heart out
But Love conquers all.
—Jeff

On the Eve of Stanford vs. U$C

Prop bet in Vegas
D'oh-arnold coughs up football
Loses game, Heisman.

41 point dog
Ten years ago madness strikes
Wish I'd be the line.

Struggles with Broncos
SC defense still tired
Scarlett Love prevails.
—Jeff

(In response to Gary T's submission of Elemental Haiku to this blog)
Hilarious, Gar
But no Stanford or 'SC
Try again, slacker.
—Cynthia

August 26, 2017: Stanford 62, Rice 7

McLovin was split up
Just like Solomon's baby
Shaw still bland as rice.
—Jeff

Why a game in Oz?
Koalas and kangaroos
TV revenue.
—Richey