Expectations kill
A disappointing season?
With just two losses?
—We Bow to No Man
One hundred sixteenth:
More than a century of
Stanford dominance.
—Gary Tyrrell
Take care of weenies
Hope for series of upsets
Alamo not bad.
—We Bow to No Man
Traditional foes,
One puts sport ahead of class,
The other's bowl bound.
Give 'em the Axe! Where?
(Many choices...one is clear)
Right in the neck! There!
—Scott DeBarger
"U.C. Berkeley"
Five syllables? Four? Not sure.
The Weenies still suck.
—Richey Neuman
