And the Heisman goes to...not Toby.

Regional bias
What were voters thinking?
Neil Young was right.
--We Bow to No Man

How does a senior
Lose Heisman to a soph'more
Blame AD not press.
--Fake Bill Walsh

Stanford 28, Cal 34.

I've got the blues bad
Please, dear God, not El Paso
Next week, go U-Dub!
--We Bow to No Man

The night before.

My mom's Facebook comment:
"You know Cal is going to win."
I will disown her.
--Cynthia Gentry

Bloom is off Tedford
Roses die in November
Withered, like Cal D.

If Wildcats beat Ducks,
And Ducks beat Naughty Beavers,
Pray AZ loses
--We Bow to No Man

Gary visiting
Old Bears taking their money
No doubt he got in.
--Fake Bill Walsh

Half a century
Since their most recent Rose Bowl
Cal 59ers

32 percent
Quite a tuition increase
Strike Bonfire Rally?
--Gary Tyrrell

The next bestseller

Cindi, your next book:
What Stanford Fans Really Want--
Toby for Heisman
--Gary Tyrrell

Not a great weekend for Bay Area sports

A weekend of FAIL.
Forty-niners. Raiders. FAIL.
Stanford football. FAIL.

Gary T muses on recent events

It's still early, but
This Cardinal team is good.
Cal, though, is shell-shocked.

Stanford Stadium
Here's to the Student Section:
"Oh Oh Oh - FIRST DOWN!"

-Gary T.

USC 30 - Cal 3

Cal weenies lose game
No morale majority
to crush USC

Stanford 24 - UCLA 16

Cardinal Perfect
We are sweeping the Pac-10
Toby Gerhart fan