Coach as Haiku Master

We bow to no man,
No program here at Stanford
University.
--Jim Harbaugh

Cardinal Red Sox

Baseball trumps football
Is there a game this weekend?
Red Sox win again.
--Nima Badiey

October 13, 2007: Stanford 36, TCU 38

Tavita so close
Horned toads deliver heartbreak
At least I drank beer.
--Cynthia W. Gentry

October 13, 2007: Oregon State Beavers 31, Cal Bears 28

Cal number one? No.
Riley applied, rejected.
He didn't get in.

Reunion Weekend: October 13, 2007 vs. TCU.

Ready for the Horned Frogs
We will lick them like cane toads
Bad, naughty cane toads.
--Jeff Suto

More on Stanford's USC upset.

Sopranos ending
Nothing compared to Stanford's
Don't stop believing.
--Jeff Suto

October 6, 2007: Stanford 24, USC 23

Stanford U S C
David and Goliath too
Pressure bursts Trojans.
--Anonymous

John David Booty:
Many gamblers are upset
Bet farm on 'SC.

Broke middle finger
That's okay; the Trojan fans
Likely gave you theirs.
--Gary Tyrrell

Sun up in Sydney
Glowing bright as Stanford win
Still night for 'SC.

Aussies not impressed
Watching rugby and cricket
Much ale still flowed.
--Richey Neuman

"We bow to no man,
No program here at Stanford."
Coach Harbaugh Haiku.
--Jeff Suto

Great game, Mark Bradford
Heart so heavy, hands so soft
This one's for you, Pops.
--Gary Tyrrell

Four sacks on the day
Trojans don't protect Booty
Those worthless scumbags.
--Jeff Suto