Did we really lose
Forty-two to zero? My
toddler should coach.
--Cynthia Gentry
You would not be stunned
had you seen the Cardinal’s
prior performance.
--Gary Tyrrell
What! Forty two to
nothing. Life is unfair to
old Stanford alums.
--Nima Badiey
It's Stanford football
not your mid-night wailing that
drives Mommy to drink.
--Cynthia Gentry
Treat alum seizure
made the game not look so bad
...who am I kidding?
--Richey Neuman
O'Douls? What's the harm?
Let me open that for you.
Calling Doc Richey!
--Gary "The Enabler" Tyrrell
Doctors all aware
O'Douls not good for withdrawl
One needs martini.
--Richey Neuman, M.D.
