November 29, 2004: Coach Teevens Fired

Buddy Teevens axed
Ten and twenty-three record
Three Big Games too late.
--Gary Tyrrell

Was Buddy Teevens
Paul Wiggins for the new age?
Certain are you, yes.
--Jeff Suto

Knute Ara Lou Devine
Tyrone got axed bled green not
Get it back perhaps.
--Zach Nelson

Buddy's salary
Was four hundred-fifty K
Too low for Tyrone.
--Jeff Suto

For four-fifty K
Tom Ridge is available
Scary uni-brow.
--Gary Tyrrell

For four-fifty K
Suto is available
Will save Leland's job.
--Jeff Suto

Big Game, November 20, 2004: Stanford 6, Cal 41

Nima is Weenie
Sits with Cal while Cindi joins
Gary for Brie, beer.
--Cynthia Gentry

Thirty-five, Sixteen.
Weenies thinking "Rose Bowl" 'til
Bruins beat Trojans.
--Gary Tyrrell

In 2002
Zach had a feeling again
In 2004.
--Zach Nelson

Blowout in progress
Should be drafting documents
Zach had a feeling.
--Jeff Suto

BCS Bowl-bound?
Stanford will turn up the heat
Weenies get roasted.
--Jeff Suto

Stanford scores. We cheer.
Alums behind us complain.
Too bad! We still drink.
--Cynthia Gentry

Daddy's little girl:
Kneeling in her own vomit
F-Stanford t-shirt.
--Gary Tyrrell

The Hall of Fame Bowl
Only four seconds to go
It's All Right Now--D'oh!
--Gary Tyrrell

(On the occasion of the 24th anniversary of "The Play")
Forward lateral
Knee was definitely down
Trombone player squashed.
--Jeff Suto

Four in the morning
Gary has insomnia
Haikus flow like snot.

Mmm, beer and donuts
Empirically shown to
Mask a hangover.

24-point 'dogs
Who cares that kal is ranked fourth
Let's ruin their year.
--Gary Tyrrell