Big Game, December 2, 2006: Stanford 17, Cal 26

No Big Game haiku?
Terrible season quashes
creativity.
--Cynthia Gentry

The Big Game Haiku
traditionally happy
Weenies suck less now.
--Zach Nelson

29-point spread
Per quarter, or for the game?
At least there's no rain.
--Gary Tyrrell

Does Ted Leland
dream of electric Buddies?
Tainted legacy.
--Jeff Suto

Going to the game?
Faculty Glade rendezvous
11 o'clock.
--Gary Tyrrell

Covering the spread
10 minutes to go in 4th
Moral victory?
--Jeff Suto

Game live in Philly
Was that a touchdown we scored?
Historic event.

Made son Ben watch game
This is where you'll go to school
Hey, Dad: One more beer?
--Richey Neuman

Cardinal sucked not
Weenies lose their Rose Bowl berth
All right now on Earth.
--Elizabeth Newell

Can we finally
field a decent team in my
lifetime? Maybe not.

Alas, off to work
KC winter sucks less with
Hopes of Stanford win.
--Nima Badiey

November 4, 2006: Stanford 0, USC 42

Did we really lose
Forty-two to zero? My
toddler should coach.
--Cynthia Gentry

You would not be stunned
had you seen the Cardinal’s
prior performance.
--Gary Tyrrell

What! Forty two to
nothing. Life is unfair to
old Stanford alums.
--Nima Badiey

It's Stanford football
not your mid-night wailing that
drives Mommy to drink.
--Cynthia Gentry

Treat alum seizure
made the game not look so bad
...who am I kidding?
--Richey Neuman

O'Douls? What's the harm?
Let me open that for you.
Calling Doc Richey!
--Gary "The Enabler" Tyrrell

Doctors all aware
O'Douls not good for withdrawl
One needs martini.
--Richey Neuman, M.D.